Friendship is just but a hard game. .....ironically everyone wants 2 enjoy. sometimes u have 2 cry 2 c who will comfort u. Sometimes u have 2 go silent 2 c who will gossip u.sometyms u ve 2 do a wrong thing 2 c who ll correct u. Sometyms u ve 2 xai am broke 2 c who ll b at ur company. If u find some1 positive 2 ur daily activities that's the right friend.A PERFECT FRIEND IS A FRIEND OF UR PERSONALITY NT UR PROPERTY NOR PROSPERITY.
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ITS A GIRLS WORLD:
If a Girl laughs loudly
She's cheerful,
If a Boy laughs loudly
He's mannerless!
If a gal talks sweetly
She is charming,
If a boy talks sweetly
He's a Flirt!
If a Girl is shopping
She's trendy,
If a Boy is shopping
He's wasting money!
If a gal is Silent
She's feeling sad,
If a boy is Silent
He's being rude!
If Girls walk in a group
It's a Group,
If Boys walk in a Group
It's a Gang!
If a gal can't come for a date
She's Busy,N
If a boy.......does not come he is.......
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KCSE 2015 RIDDIM PAPER 1
1.Using Konshens, calculate the amount of soap that can make a gal bubble (5mrks)
2.Construct da angle made during a bend over.(6mrks) 3.Using Vybz Kartel,calculate da amount of sunshine during summer tym.(3mks)
4.Using bada Dan most 4mula,describe da relationship between Redsan and Demarco(6mks)
5.giv 2 styles dat dermaco can use 2 exysz his lazy body.[5mks]
6.calculate da speed which konshens can use 2 hustle turbo wine [5mks]
7.wat made busy signal 2 take his dem 2 bedroom bully [5mks]
8.using pair vybz kartel,draw de shape of mamacita [8mks]
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Today I happen to pass near a std one class n I overheard a teacher teaching...
TCHR:Who is the presdent of kenya?
KIDS:Raila!
TCHR:correct!Which is the capital city of Kenya?
KIDS:Nyeri!
TCHR:Correct! Who composed the National Anthem KIDS:size 8!
TCHR:Excellent.How do we call the pple of Moscow? KIDS:Mosquitos!
TCHR:very good.u will remain foolish like that untill the govt increases my salary!!!
kaa wewe mwalimu utapinga ama utaunga...,,??
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"HEKA HEKA ZA WEEKEND"
Boi mmoja katongoza malaya, malaya kaingia box. boi kaitisha taxi wakaelekea guest-house. Walipokuwa lojo, boy akaanza kugsifu akisema, "waona ile taxi, ni ya bro huwanga clipi. ile restaurant ni ya buda nala bure. waona hii lojo, ni ya cuzo, nalala bure." Duh! Malaya kuona boi amezidi, akamshow,"mmmh! hebu ℉@@€** unipe changu ucje ukasema na hii k^^** ni ya mamako.......
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In a bio curriculum
Quiz. Draw the female reproductive
organ and label it. (20 marks)
As the exam was in progress a
dem peeped in between her legs,
a certain boy saw her and shouted,
"Excuse me teacher, she is
copying from the original 1"if u r teacher how can u solve this problem?
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"FURAHA" iwe kivuli chako, "AFYA, iwe vazi lako, "AMANI "iwe pambo lako "MAFANIKIO" yawe täa kwako, Mwenyezi Mungu akubariki. Akupe "Certificate ya Upendo "Diploma ya Uvumilivu "Degree ya Ukarimu "Master ya Unyenyekevu" Kabla ya Ubaba upate PHD ya "Kumuabudu MUNGU wako.
That's my Prayer for u.
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"Joke of the week"
Dem alinyamba next to mlevi...
She tried to cover it up by asking,
"unaonaje hewa ya leo?"
Mlevi akajibu.
"Ikiendelea hivi kutanyesha mavi"
