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A little boy said "Mom, did u know that Anna is an angel"? Mom said "U mean the maid, why do u say that"? The boy said "Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with her hands on the wall & she was shouting; "Oh God I am coming... I am coming ... I am coming...". If it wasn't for dad who was holding her tight from behind, she would have gone up to Heaven...!!!" ***MOM FAINTED***. Don't laugh alone...
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STUPID QUESTIONS WELL ANSWERED...
Q: Unaenda tao na hii mvua?
A: Hapana naenda na ile ingine.
Q: kwani umesuka nywele?
A: Hapana nimechange kichwa.
Q: kwani gari imeanguka?
A: Hapana ni dere amepack upside down.
Q: How was üa night?
A: Cjui nlikuwa nimelala.
Q: Hio gazeti ni ya leo?
A: Hapana ni yangu.
Q:(mode)...umemwona prefect?
A:(stude)...Hapana ckuwa namtafuta.
Q: News za leo znasemaje?
A: Cjui cjaongea nazo....
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FUNGUA MACHO TUOMBE..
Pokea SMS sasa katka jina la chatting, nasimama kinyume na maroho ya plz kol me, navunjavunja laana ya missed kol, naangamiza nguvu za batery low, nafunga kisirani ya kuredem bonga points nakemea ugonjwa wa okoa jaazi nacmama kinyume na tabia ya kunyamaza,.. Pokea upako wa kureceive text na kureply, Pokea miujiza ya M~pa. kuwa na siku poa kama utaki kushare....katka ujuzi wa xafarikom 2 naoba na kuaminiana aaaaaaamen!
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will you be free next Sato? I knw u wont believe this, I've jst won an all expenses paid trip 2 the Amboseli national park frm classic fm. its 4 me & 8 special frendz, transport & meals are catered 4,, so if u r nt busy wld u mind taking care of ma goats & sheep at home,................
do you think i will be going??
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God is saying 2 ur hrt,'stop crying,stop counting ur pains,stop counting ur shame,stop thnkng of ur afflictions, stop counting ur disappointments,stop thnkng abt hw lng u have bin in that storm of life,4 I wil do a new thng in ur life vry soon, jst av a trust in me says the Lord.
